So, Now What?

Fat Guy Coming Home

The fat guy was headed home for the night. He had had a long hard day and was in the mood for some serious couch time. Sometimes you just need to hold down the furniture for a while. You never know when gravity might take the day off and BOOM, you have to buy a new sofa. (and roof)

So he made his way up the street to his house. He couldn't wait to hear his dog greet him in the usual way. "Bark, Bark, Bark", which of course meant "walk in tubs". His dog never had much tact, but thankfully the fat guy had no idea what it was saying.

posted by Shane @ 11:50 AM