So, Now What?

You Just Never Know

In another post recently I went on a rant about Funeral Insurance and what in the world it was. I still have no idea. Now I hear about Death insurance. What in the world? This sounds like something that only a mafia member or a hit man would be interested in.

"If you fail to knock off Lefty tomorrow, this policy will ensure that he is killed by Thursday afternoon. Please sign here..."

Or maybe if you are marrying a rich billionaire who is 95 and hoping that he will die soon so you can inherit his millions. You could buy a policy to protect you in the case that the old codger makes it to 120.

I can only assume that I will next hear about bad book insurance, so that you can get your late fee back from the library if a particularly long book turns out to be bad.

posted by Shane @ 9:21 AM